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New chapter of Happy Sass!
#this looks so romantically suggestive out of context #like wow you’re touching me #do you realize you’re touching me #derek’s face doesn’t even look that menacing just a little surprised and maybe even curious #seriously people look at his face #other than the sassy raise of his eyebrows he doesn’t even look threatening
How sad would it be though if the first time someone casually touches derek he’s just sort of shocked and hopeful about it and then it goes and gets misinterpreted as anger and rage and growly homicidal ‘no’ and WHY MUST YOUR LIFE BE SO TRAGIC DEREK HALE
Teen Wolf Sterek AU: Stiles and Derek are the same age. Derek is a sullen co-captain of lacrosse team. And he might like Stiles more than he admits he does. He thinks he will never have a chance with Stiles because a. Stiles would never pay attention to someone like Derek and b. all school knows Stiles is in love with Lydia. Also, Derek is friends with Lydia’s boyfriend - Jackson. Whom Stiles hates. Yeah, that’s so not going to happen. So Derek distracts himself with Kate. But when Kate has sex with him on the backseat of his Camaro, Derek thinks he’d rather have sex with someone else. And when Kate whispers sweet words into his ear and asks him to tell her all his secrets, Derek stays silent and thinks he’d rather tell his secrets to someone else. This is when he knows, this is when he finally admits. He is completely in love with Stiles. Then Kate tries to burn his house, thankfully fails at it and Derek spends way too much time at the Sheriff’s office where Stiles often hangs out, waiting until Scott finishes his part-time job. Shortly after that a rouge Alpha trespasses, bites Scott and all hell breaks loose. Hale family takes care of a newly-bitten werewolf and Stiles always tags along because he would never leave his friend’s side (not when hunters are still extremely pissed off). With the way things are, Derek will never get over his crush. This is the worst situation ever.
Or is it?
Sterek AU | The Intern
Laura Hale hired Stiles as an intern in the family company to help her brother on a particular case. She forgot to tell her brother about it and now Derek has a strange person following him around that won’t stop talking or staring at his ass.
TEEN WOLF HIGH SCHOOL AU | jerk!Stiles and awkward!DerekDerek and Stiles get paired together for a chemistry project and Stiles tries to blow Derek off for lacrosse. Derek is more than willing to do most of the work if he can somehow arrange for Stiles to come to his house and…assemble the poster together or something, anything.
I need this.
Teen Wolf AU: In which Sheriff Stilinski totally knows what’s going on under his roof and corners Derek to ask him about his relationship with Stiles.
(Also, Derek can be a badass alpha all he wants, Papa Stilinski still scares the shit out of him)
You know what I want? I want a story where the sheriff actually DOES shoot Derek.
(That’s what happens when you keep the man in the dark.)
PISTOLWHIPPING OR BUST. There would have to be a misunderstanding to make it remotely believable, but OH MAN, if the Sheriff thought for one second that Derek Hale was responsible for the mouth mark on Stiles’ throat and his split lip and the tender bruises on the insides of his elbows I don’t even want to know what he’d do (YES I DO. AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES PISTOLWHIPPING) and you know who he wouldn’t believe, is Stiles, saying in a cracked, desperate, lying voice, “Dad, it wasn’t—Derek, he didn’t—he doesn’t—” and you know who never turns down a beating is Derek Hale, because he knows he deserves it, he always does, but this time especially, the things he thinks about Stiles, his mouth, the things he wants to do to him, he tries not to think about it, not ever, but he can’t help it, he wants to peel his shirt up over his head and put his hands on him and fuck him raw, he’s going to let the Sheriff beat the shit out of him.
omg i badly want to write a derek/stiles fic based on the manga little darling.
just imagine derek as a grumpy demon and stiles an angel prince who just wants to have sexy times with derek, who stiles has made his wife. but that’s complicated by 2 things.
1) derek wants to be a MAN (but his body hasn’t decided yet)
2) stiles looks like a 10 year old kid during the day and only turns into an adult at night/when he takes a bath
so yes, featuring demon!hermaphrodite!derek and magic!angel!stiles.
look it’s japanese okay? they have all kinds of weird shit. just so with this.
Teen Wolf AU: It was bound to happen some time…
Teen Wolf AU
Derek Hale is 19 and starts college as a freshman in Mechanical Engineering in the MIT.
He is quiet, sensitive, socially awkward who loves to be on his own, but when he meets senior History student Stiles Stilinski in the library, he knows has to go out of his way (and go out, literally) to make the older student notice him.
Fitting in Stiles’ circle of friends is not as easy as he thought; being a freshman, for one thing, and a reserved one at that.
Sometimes I cry because fic writers don’t take notes on how sassy Derek is
Derek Hale actually has a sense of humor 5/?
▸ 2x02, Shape Shifted, or The time Derek outsassed Stiles
Okay, Stiles isn’t a dumb person. He obviously knew Derek was going to use his looks to distract the police officer.
So friendly reminder that Stiles actually wanted Derek to show him how he was going to flirt. You’re not sly, Stiles.