#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information#she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
#and Agent Coulson over there #he’s probably humming the jeopardy theme to himself
Natasha Romanoff: Smashing the Kyriarchy One Sexist Douchenozzle White Dude At a Time
I was so alone. And I owe you so much.
You woke up, and the America you knew and loved and fought for was gone. Gone was the old-fashioned values kids learned at their mama’s knee. Gone was the nation where every man, woman and child worked as a collective, each citizen doing their part, no one left behind. The nation’s changed and you fear, sometimes, not for the better. Like Tony Stark, it’s loud, it’s vain, selfish, and so, so torn apart on the inside. But you still love it, as you still love Tony Stark. How could you not when, despite all these problems, it’s constantly reinventing, trying to become better than it was before?
i was wondering if the cast of the avengers knew about like superhusbands and clint/coulson.
joss probably does ‘cause i think he said something about fanfic once.
and then i wonder what their reaction would be.
like rdj would be like, “aw yeah tony gets it all”
and jeremy would go, “i’m mostly with natasha and coulson! score!”
scarlett would raise an eyebrow and say, “pepper/natasha is my favorite.”
hemsworth might be confused, but tom would love loki being paired up with thor.
mark and evans would probably be embarrassed about it, but flattered. evans might be shocked at how much steve/tony stuff there is. and mark might be pleased that sciencebros took off after him and rdj flirted on set.
(because the cast is basically their characters)
okay, like i need chris evans and rdj to be like super epic bros by the time avengers 2 happens.
like i need them to do interviews together and be like “steve likes tony but is weirded out by him” and “tony probably has a cap collection somewhere”.
it doesn’t even have to be superhusband-y. i get in avengers they couldn’t be bros until the end, but if avengers 3 is civil war, avengers 2 needs to have them as bros so we can have feels when our hearts are ripped out.
i need chris evans and rdj just hanging out and being bros.
and just.

(i have a lot of feels on this subject)
#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

Oh Tony… LOL
Oh Tony, your social awkwardness is showing. Higgs particles? Really?
lmao I’m dying
/huge stupid grin
Tony Stark’s MCU and comicverse armor undersuit.
Because goddamn, that undersuit.

#the avengers #steve rogers #h o l y f u c k #what is this witchcraft? #WHO IS SHAPED LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE #crying because chris evans and his tiny waist
I love that he’s shaped like an actual comics superhero. Sigh.
FUQEWE CHRIS
just damn
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that neither Loki nor Steve know what the fuck AC/DC is?
Marvel Comics Meme | seven relationships (2/7)
↳ Steve Rogers and Tony StarkBoy, am I happy to see you, Steve. I take back almost everything I have ever said.
Why are you naked?
It’s my new armor. It’s see through.
Jokes? Really?
okay look. if avengers 3 is based off civil war, by avengers 2 steve and tony better be bros or else the emotional impact won’t be the same for when they break up and rip our hearts out.
CALLED YOU ON YOUR BULLSHIT, STEVE.
Subtle
not so subtlereminder that Avengers 3 might be Civil War.Stony fans, you
wehave like three years to brace yourselves for that.http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/GraphicCity/news/?a=58300
The whole Steve and Tony married, and somehow adopting Peter Parker thing is fucking stupid.
Sincerely,
EVERYONE ELSE
lol bitch you are on the wrong website. we ship planets here, go back to facebook.
sincerely, the corner of the internet that understands what fan FICTION means, you peasant.
Where is the fic (AU or canon) where Steve (or Tony) is in love with someone else so Steve (or Tony) pretend to date Tony (or Steve) to get the other persons attention? But then Steve (or Tony) falls in love with Tony (or Steve) and the other person didn’t even know that Steve (or Tony) loved them and was just super happy for Steve and Tony.
‘Cause I need that fic in my life.